The GIST: The 76ers are 2-0 in their first-round series against the Washington Wizards and the Phils took home a win. Here’s hoping your hump day was as good as Joel Embiid’s. *winks*

You handle the beer, hot dog and peanuts; we’ll break down all the stuff in between so you can become a regular baseball expert. Don’t worry, we have your back.

The GIST: We’ll be blunt, Texas is a political dumpster fire right now. Enjoy this Dallas sports distraction and thank you for supporting women in sports amidst all of this.