The GIST: We’re jealous of all you lucky ducks who were greeted by our fave power couple Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe at the Lumen Field mass vaccination site yesterday. Hey Sue, Megan, while you’re there...care to help the Seahawks make roster decisions?

The GIST: Things are a bit topsy-turvy here in Beantown. The Red Sox added a *gasps* Yankees fan to their ownership group, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is spending big in free agency and the C’s lost on St. Patrick’s Day. Where was Lucky when we needed him?

This Week in Los Angeles Sports

The GIST: The Bears signed a new QB, and the Loyola Ramblers are prepping for their NCAA Tournament debut tomorrow. How can we feel so hopeless and hopeful at the same time?

This Week in Dallas Sports

NFL silly season (aka free agency) is upon us.

This week from the Patriots and college hockey (Boston University, Northeastern, and Boston College).

This week from the Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, BU Terriers, and BC Eagles

The GIST: College football has rid itself of a couple of problems...for now, at least.

This week from the Cowboys, Mavericks, and Rangers

The GIST: While Luka repped the Big D at the All-Star Game, the Cowboys did what they do best: kept us waiting.

The GIST: While our governor prematurely queues up some Future, we’re sticking with former Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant. Our masks can’t hide our smiles though, thanks to a Mavs’ win and some promising Cowboys news.