The GIST: Another weekend, another sweep of the Rangers. Hey, at least Cowboys training camp starts this week. Is it September yet?
⚾️Rangers: The Rangers looked like they were still on vacation in their first series after the All-Star break, as the Toronto Blue Jays outscored Texas 25–2 in three games (including two shutouts). Making matters worse, the Rangers will face the Detroit Tigers — who are fresh off a three-game sweep of their own — today at 7:10 p.m. ET/6:10 p.m. CT. Sheesh.
- More bad news: although designated hitter Joey Gallo gave us that he might stick around, the is looming and of Rangers’ talent is almost inevitable. Pain.
🏈Cowboys: The ’Boys don’t kick off training camp until Wednesday, but linebacker Micah Parsons already has our MVP vote. The No. 12 2021 draft pick made good on his and for his mother in the Dallas area. We’re not crying, you’re crying.