The GIST: We’re on a roll after the WTF moment we shared on Monday, so here’s another soccer-themed one to keep you fired up. As if you needed another reason.

The GIST: The Washington Football Team (WFT) kicked off NFL free agency, Capital Alex Ovechkin hit another milestone and well, the less said about the Wizards, the better.

The GIST: On today’s docket? Injury updates, blow-out games, and international intrigue. Yep, sounds like just another week in New York sports.

The GIST: The robot, the macarena...the worm? All of the above. Our Philly schools are ready to bust out their moves at the Big Dance, even if they’ll always be outshined by Gritty’s.

This Week in Los Angeles Sports

The GIST: Things are a bit topsy-turvy here in Beantown. The Red Sox added a *gasps* Yankees fan to their ownership group, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is spending big in free agency and the C’s lost on St. Patrick’s Day. Where was Lucky when we needed him?

The GIST: It’s been two years, but the day has finally come: March Madness is here. Men’s action begins later today with the “First Four” round, but COVID-19 has already made an appearance in the Indy bubble…

This Week in Dallas Sports

NFL silly season (aka free agency) is upon us.

The GIST: The Bears signed a new QB, and the Loyola Ramblers are prepping for their NCAA Tournament debut tomorrow. How can we feel so hopeless and hopeful at the same time?

The GIST: Gonzaga has their sights firmly set on winning their first national championship, while Eastern Washington hopes to snag their first-ever NCAA Tournament win. To infinity and beyond.

The GIST: The robot, the macarena...the worm? Whichever they choose, our Philly schools have moves and are ready to bust ’em out at the Big Dance.