The GIST: Okay, now for some uplifting news. In his first event since a near-death car accident in February, Tiger Woods finished second — with his son/clone Charlie right by his side — at this weekend’s PNC Championship.

The GIST: It was a weekend of champions in the sports world. Break out the Wheaties.

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