The GIST: We hope you’re feeling as healthy and wealthy as Sixer Joel Embiid is this week. That’s a lot of zeros.

The GIST: Our challenge for you today? Take on this Monday with the same energy Celtics guard Payton Pritchard brought to his 92-point (!!!) Pro-Am tournament performance on Saturday. Damn.

The GIST: Did you get hyped for a new Eagles season and the Phillies’ hot streak, only to be let down by losses? Yep, sounds like Philadelphia.

The GIST: Another weekend, another sweep of the Rangers. Hey, at least Cowboys training camp starts this week. Is it September yet?