The GIST: While we’re pumped for Gotham FC and pissed about the Rangers, you already have “the gist” of all that, so let’s dive into what else is happening in our city.

This week from the Nittany Lions and Philadelphia Union

Eight quarterbacks were selected in the first three rounds for the first time ever.

The GIST: We can’t believe we’re saying this, but the Bears actually gave us something to smile about on this fine Monday morning.

The Jets leveraged last year’s terrible 2-14 record to bring in a phenomenal draft class.

After seeing last season’s 28th place defense in action, the ’Boys decided it was time for a change, drafting eight defensive players with their 11 picks.

The Pats selected Jones with the 15th pick and continued to roll with the Tide in the second round, taking defensive tackle Christian Barmore with the 38th pick.

The GIST: European football (soccer) keeps laying down the drama, and this time, they’re bringing American football into it, too.

Despite Russell Westbrook’s best efforts, the Wizards lost a 125–124 heartbreaker to the Dallas Mavericks on Saturday

Captain Nicolás Lodeiro returned from injury as the Sounders stifled the LA Galaxy 3–0 last night.

The GIST: While men’s soccer was caught up in off-field drama, the women made herstory on the field, as per.

The Birds making a last-minute trade with the Dallas Cowboys to secure the No. 10 overall draft pick