The GIST: It was a weekend of champions in the sports world. Break out the Wheaties.

The GIST: Skip right over the Seahawks’ 30–3 preseason loss on Saturday (it’s just preseason!) and raise a glass of Rachel’s Ginger Beer for our Seattle squads’ thrilling wins this weekend.

The GIST: We hope you’re feeling as healthy and wealthy as Sixer Joel Embiid is this week. That’s a lot of zeros.

The GIST: Three of the world’s top men’s soccer leagues kicked off over the weekend, and if you’re feeling like you need a quick refresher on the complexities of European football, then you’ve come to the right place. Just call us Coach Beard.

The GIST: The USWNT lost their semifinal match to Canada 1–0, thanks to a penalty kick awarded late in the second half. Heart-wrenching.