Call in sick today — you’re up to your ears in Madness.

Clear your cal, finish your brackets and finalize your multi-screen setup — March Madness is here.

While the men’s tournament doesn’t begin until next week, the best of the best in women’s swimming & diving will hit the NCAA championship pool starting today.

The men aren’t wasting time tipping off the Madness — their bracket was revealed just hours before the women’s last night, and four squads are already catching flights to their First Four matchups tomorrow.

We can’t tell you how the Madness will unfold, but we can break down last night’s women’s selection show.

This weekend’s conference tournaments, which all wrap up by Sunday afternoon, are the final opportunity for teams to make their case to the NCAA committee before Selection Sunday.

On your marks, get set…it’s time to race to Albuquerque, NM, for the indoor national championships, which kick off with the men’s heptathlon at 10 a.m. ET today and run through tomorrow’s finale, the men’s 4x400 relay.

The puck drops on the first round of the national tournament tomorrow, and we’re dropping all the details today so you can glide through the road to the trophy. Yo VIP, let’s kick it.

All but one (looking at you, Big 12) of the major women’s conference tournaments have wrapped, but the Power Six men’s tourneys are just hitting the hardwood. Here’s everything you need to know as the fellas take one last shot at impressing the committee before Selection Sunday.

As you read in yesterday’s Scroll, women’s hoopers began punching their tickets to March Madness this weekend.

On Saturday, the five new champs automatically netted national tourney bids, but the remaining six at-large squads didn’t have to wait long — the committee announced the full bracket later that day.

The NCAA men are ending their regular season this weekend the way they started it: with anarchy.