Calling all tortured poets
From The GIST (hi@thegistsports.com)

Leveling The Playing Field
Happy Super Bowl week!
The NFL’s season finale is scheduled for this Sunday, but the real Super Bowl is now set for April 19th. Tortured sports fans, meet tortured poets.


— Celebrity All-Star Game captain and Grammy Award–winning singer Michael Bublé, who was clearly feeling good during this weekend’s All-Star festivities. No silver polish needed.
NCAA women’s basketball
🎓🏀 History in the making

The GIST: Caitlin Clark is (once again) on the precipice of history. After netting 38 points in her No. 3 Iowa Hawkeyes’ weekend win, the biggest name in NCAA sports is now a mere 66 away from breaking the all-time women’s scoring record. Taking must-see to a whole new level.
The chase: Clark is known for her logo threes and jaw-dropping statlines, which have her averaging 32 points per game this season and rapidly approaching former University of Washington standout, and current Las Vegas Ace, Kelsey Plum’s all-time women’s record of 3,527 points.
- But that’s not all: Clark’s also on pace to break the all-time NCAA record (3,667 points set by LSU hooper turned NBAer Pete Maravich in 1970) in the coming weeks. Truly in a league of her own.
The impact: It’s not only on the court that Clark’s balling out. In just the last few weeks alone, she’s smashed the record for a women’s basketball card sale, helped draw record TV viewership numbers, and inspired an Eras Tour–level ticket frenzy.
- The projected 2024 No. 1 WNBA draft pick (who notably still has one more year of college eligibility) already solidified herself as a household name during last year’s March Madness championship game run. Her future’s truly as limitless as her range.
🏆 FIFA announced the 2026 World Cup hosting schedule yesterday: The USMNT will kick off their tourney at LA’s SoFi Stadium and New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium will host the final.
👟 Fiona O’Keeffe dominated at the US Olympic Marathon Trials on Saturday, smashing the previous trials record by more than three minutes and booking her ticket to Paris — all in her marathon debut. Casual.